Early 20s, one of those cybernetic young men who talks about “going Paleo” or “Zoo York City.” Never without his trusty headset. Can drop and give you 20. Channels his anger issues into a sociopathic sales style that has clients signing up for bigger blog packages every time. Would be the office pariah except that if he wasn’t popular, he’d probably kill himself.
Think: Hari Kondabolu with bro tendencies and rage attacks.