RilkeMid 20s, talks too fast and has way too much energy. Literally bounces around the room. Lay off the candy, Rilke. Dark sense of humor. Fastest blogger on the block and lead writer. Needy, but would never cop to it. Speaks in rhyme and invented slang. Talented mimic and ukulele player. Call her “quirky” and she might punch you or throw a tantrum. Fingerless gloves. Stays at her awful blogjob because it’ll be easy to leave when she makes it big in music. She’s been there two years and counting.

Think: Juno meets Zooey Deschanel meets Alia Shawkat.

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Megan Mercier plays Rilke Bachmann

PLAYED BY: Megan Mercier

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